Life according to.....well me: NYC Girl with Kids: Bringing Up Girls

Seinfeld - Great lines

You look like a cowboy - Kramer /But I don't wanna be a cowboy -Jerry
Are you still Master of your Domain? - George / I'm King of the castle -Jerry
I'm out there Jerry...and I'm lovin' every minute of it - Kramer
I got the first name..Cosmo -Jerry / So you know my name the cat.....is out of the bag - Kramer
If you had to describe her to a police sketch artist -George They'd pick her up in about 10 minutes -Jerry
Hello Jerry.... Hello...Newman
It shrinks.... I don't know how you guys walk around with those things -Elaine
There was significant shrinkage - George

Friends....a great sitcom

Joey's tailor took advantage of me. - Chandler / What...I've been going to the guy for years.-Joey / He was measuring my inseam and then there was definate cupage.-Chandler / That's how they do pants. They measure one leg move "it" over, measure the other leg and move "it" back.-Joey/ Ross tell him isn't that how they do pants.-Joey / Yes, yes it is......in prison. -Ross
Joey, you have to stop the Q-Tip when you feel resistance - Chandler
What are you doing?, I'm getting dressed, Why?, When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.
Oh sorry did I get you - Joey No you didn't get me it's an electric drill. You get me, you KILL me!! -Chandler
OK you have to stop the Q-tip when theres resistance
What was Monica's nickname in field hockey....big fat goalie
Smelly cat smelly cat what are they feeding you... smelly cat smelly cat it's not your fault.
How you do'in -Joey

Wednesday, May 5, 2010